• Brianinspace@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    But what, and hear me out, hear me out hear, what if that shot all those years ago was actually part of a plot spanning across all political parties and involving millions of government employees and the plot was to give us a shot to minimize unnecessary death BUT that shot hurt a little bit and I don’t like ouchies so, and hear me out, what if we don’t get the shit and protest it but come up with a better excuse than disliking ouchies?

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      4 days ago

      "don’t leave, hear us out, don’t leave, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out. Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that.

    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Or it was part of a plot to put oligarchs with vested financial interests in control of the US government?

      …Oh, right, we got that already.

  • misteloct@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    My fringe theory is all antivaxxers are just terrified of needles and playing the long con. They act like wimps so it tracks.

  • -iamai-@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    I just hold a crystal these days… no money hold a crystal… cat’s fucked hold a crystal. Measles… hold a crystal. Do I need to add the /s tag?

  • don@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    Goin to get my MMR tomorrow because I’m not fuckin with these antivaxx inbreds

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    When I was a kid, they had developed the oral variant already. I still remember my mom taking me to a place where I had to eat a lump of sugar a couple of times. I didn’t complain even though it tasted a bit odd.

    • thevoidzero@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Apparently oral one is less effective. I got the shot even as an adult because the gov said it’s back now and is mandatory for certain things.

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    6 days ago

    Smallpox is gone, there’s still polio in three countries. But if it were eradicated like smallpox then we wouldn’t have to vaccinate for it. Like a bunch of other diseases only found in humans…