Why the fuck does the song assume we know Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen, but it has to ask if we recall Rudolph, despite him being “the most famous” reindeer of all?

Santa is prejudice, that’s why he never delivers presents to poor kids.

“…then all the reindeer loved him…”

The shallow hypocrisy manages to burst through what is supposed to be an uplifting song, or something.

He knew, he just didn’t give a shit until Rudolph happened to be useful. It’s a capitalist moral sorry, showing that you will get things and be treated well only if you are useful to the rich overlords.