What I find ultimately hilarious (in a “can’t cry, have to laugh way”) is this. HOW THE FUCK WILL ANYONE BUY THE SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING WHEN WE’RE ALL BROKE? Like - isn’t it obvious? All this fucking corporate greed can only lead to bankruptcy of your business you short-sighted cunts.

“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling… wait… Oh, ok, I am getting away with it? Oh. That was easier than I thought…”