“I love Tesler”

CW: there’s a bunch of X links I didn’t feel like stripping out. Don’t click on them.

Trump did a Tesla infomercial with Musk on the White House lawn, announcing that a Tesla would be permanently stationed there, then reading through the prices of various Tesla models. He read from a literal Tesla sales pitch. Frankly, Trump as a car salesman is just too on the nose, even for me. Trump even delivered the lexical gem of the week while looking at a Tesla dashboard: “Everything’s computer!” It is a phrase so of the moment, so perfect, so obviously true, that it belongs up there with Don’t panic and Good morning. Everything’s—indeed, Mr. President—computer.

Solid meme

What did you do to my boys?!