Don’t show my wife this please. There’s a stain of shepherds pie soup that i might need an angle grinder for

So?

Lmao, that’s a stretch.

Removed by mod

I had a feeling something got slipped into this problem. Spent about 30 seconds writing it down and realized I had written something very familiar! Good meme.

Bad Medicine in my ass

That example is at the beginning of an uncountable set of numbers to the straight side of the spectrum.

BAH GAWD AS MAH WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

Need to Cc more CEOs

Calling extant relatives of extinct species the same species of megafauna is interesting

Oh, yeah I can understand that one

You seem very angry

Buddy you ain’t pulling the lunch lady, fuck off

Lefting, leftaroo