If you land randomly in 1963 and wonder if it’s before or after the Kennedy assassination, it’s way more likely that it’s before, since it happened in late November.
The Postal Service taught me this
My dear man, it’s 1963 and you’re on the street. Somewhere not far from you there’s gonna be a newspaper stand or a store selling newspapers. Don’t ask random people on the street what year it is like a madman.
David Lister. Where’s the nearest curry?
Oh! I didn’t expect to meet another time traveller here! What brings you down here?
I’m here to kill the guy who tries to stop the guy who kills JFK.
👀
Oh wow! Thanks for the help, I’ll be glad for all the support I can get. Wait, someone tries to stop me?
Not me. I’m just here to watch.
Time travlers obviously upset the man in the street knows dees.
I’m just here to pitch Stephen King’s 11/20/63.
11/22/63*
Time traveler: What day is it?
Person: September 11, 2001
Time Traveler: Have you heard about a plane hitting a building yet?
Person: Yea, I heard about the first plane
Time Traveler: 👀
*yeah, not yea or nay. It isn’t a vote. Purchase a dictionary since you lack an education.
Be less of a dick.
教育？我懂的语言比你多。
这世界不只有英语。
你这脑筋，字典没法挽救。
她妈的，敢跟老子讲“教育”？🤣
Bro how many languages do you speak?
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