try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
What have we learned? Anon is boring and wearing soft shoes.
might also have a problem with walking normally (constantly crouching, making stealth higher)
I think the problem is that
Um
What was I talking about again?
That’s some medieval ass logic
I have this too. It’s when you move too silent. I just start conversations by saying DO NOT BE AFRAID with the voice in their head. Can recommend.
They need a cow bell
I like to say ‘knock knock’ to get someone’s attention, seems to be a little less starting than a hand on the shoulder.
I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”
And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.
Give him his soul back you monster
Yeah, you’re only allowed one soul.
I am like this and do not understand it. Literally the other day a FedEx guy remembered me because he was my brother’s friend, another guy said he remembered me from 2nd grade. Neither of them at all familiar to me, and this happens regularly. I could never be a spy. It’s not looks, I’m average in looks. This is not a small town either.
Ooor, someone had to “survive” their family’s bullshit and being unseen was the best way to do it. Then it became so ingrained in said someone’s existential fingerprint, that they’re now a ninja without even realising it.
Approach where they can see you in their line of vision but not directly. Approach at a 45 degree angle.
IDK, since my soul was collected people seem to unconsciously avoid me, and eye contact that lasts for a second would seem long, if he can describe having a conversation I suspect it’s something else.
Live SCP, image of anon is a cognitohazard.
He should play basketball with that superpower
Guy is the real Forget-Me-Not
They should start wearing juggalo makeup
