• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like

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      4 days ago

      It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.