I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it
Then how will you listen for the testicular gallop
No that’s why they don’t leave it lying around. So they can listen to the testies and you can’t.
Ha, I make stethoscopes for a living. I can set one aside and listen to my balls any time I want.
(This person has one set aside, his very favourite one that they named it, and listens to their balls absolutely all the time at work.)
I have a stethoscope set aside, I grab my kitty, snuggle him till he’s purring like an engine and then listen to him purr even louder through the stethoscope
Omg, I envy that!! <3
I am a shitposter – my posts are shit
Keep up the good work!
Okay, I’m gonna be honest here: That’s one thing that’s never happened to me.
Lots of other… things, yes. But not that one.
How does it feel to always know when the doctor is about to enter?
Anxious, but in a titillating sort of way.
“Hey!! Give me a listen, it’s my stethoscope!”
. . .
“Wait, are you trying to listen to your balls with your ass???”
Well duh. it’s a waiting paradox: the longer you wait the closer to someone coming in. You have to immediately seize the opportunity to get it done before anyone comes in.
Life hack to shorten doctors visits.
Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!
