yes

I expect them to dig up people with curved pinkies due to holding phones all day

Headphones are not leaving divots in anyone’s skulls

divers? was that supposed to say “divots?” Are there actually documented cases of someones skull deforming from wearing headphones enough? I have never heard of such a thing.

Divers wearing headphones? Regardless, I suspect that after a million years there won’t be much left of the headphones.

What the title says doesn’t make sense! Divers?

I think headphones aren’t tight enough to leave divots, but cochlear implants might make them wonder.

Of archeologists don’t know it: “for religious reasons”.