Should I post this to software gore?
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
It’s all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them
bucket list
☑ “accidentally” send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lolhe’s like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman
I could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.
Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.
Anthony Weiner woke up in a cold sweat. He had no idea why.
I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it’s always a guy who does these things
lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?
Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?
Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!
I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?
Depends on how much you care about stealth.
If only he’d sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.
If it was Trump he would’ve just grabbed his crotch in front of the press and said “Tariffs!”
Maybe a video of him jerking off to war plans
This isn’t the warthunder forums….
Some of the best parts-
“City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself.”
"Ross tried to put the jack back in the box — explaining to Stalheim that he recorded the “sexy video for his girlfriend” on his lunch break and requested the attorney delete the smut and keep the entire incident between the two of them.
The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported."
As to political party, the post is “apolitical,” so there is no party affiliation.
As to political party, the post is “apolitical,” so there is no party affiliation.
We already know there’s like a 90% chance it’s a Republican, even without knowing that this is rural North Dakota.
Confirmed
From back before he was mayor: ‘Alderman Tom Ross disagreed. “Obviously, since I’m the only one up on the dais without a face mask, I’m going to speak to the other side,” he said.’
I’m sure the post would’ve highlighted it if it were a democrat. Just fascist propaganda things…
ffs, personal shit on personal devices, work shit on work devices. That way you don’t fat finger dick picks to colleagues.
Even better practice is to assume that all your phone data is public.
Oh no!
This almost happened to me at work. I almost pasted some NSFW text to work slack because i was trying to copy a link but i didnt realize that for some reason the link didn’t copy. So when i pasted the text to slack, it pasted my last copied text which contained some NSFW content. I was so panicked but thankfully i did not send the message. At the same time idk if i would want to carry two phones with me At all times. I would also need to keep both phones charged. Urg. I wish there was a way to keep your clipboard separate between personal and work profiles.
Tha’ts why you Ctrl+C thrice and Ctrl+V once.
I cant ctrl c on my phone 😭
Long-press and copy twice. It’s the law.
I think you mean fax finger dick picks to colleagues, but how did you know?
adds to ‘Things to do on your last day to burn all bridges if you magically come into wealth’ wish list
Lol the use of wanker here is 10/10
As to political party, the post is “apolitical” so there is no party affiliation.
False.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don’t actually have to do something like this first.
Which head?
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
He is covid free now though!
Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the “How can she resist a guy jerking off?” level.
pulled himself out of office Wednesday
This sounds like something a Republican would do.
Texting a video, oh my, that must have been exhausting per se but with the touchscreen smartphone keyboard it seems even more epic, to write so many 0s and 1s… kudos also for the receiver that translated the binary into a reproducible format…
