Curiously, the pirate version works fine offline.

It’s almost as if being online is not an actual technical requirement…

The country were I was living when I rented videos didn’t have Blockbuster, so 1.

We had a saying in my country which goes roughly like this: “It’s not the dog that barks which bites”

I’d say it applies here, and I ain’t talking about the corgies.

Somebody: “How are you?”

Me: (mentally checking my own mental state and how the day has gone so far to figure how I am at the moment)