My last interview, current company, the average tenure of all the people I asked was ~7 years. I would also ask why they’ve been there so long.

Shit. I got a Roku TV. That’s one big fucking stick to toss.

My 10yo netbook runs the latest Debian Linux. If it was running on its original OS (XP) it would not only crawl but be dangerously vulnerable.

What’s next? AI for your toaster?

Wait, no! I WAS JOKING!!!