I mean… masturbation for men means touching male genitalia. You’re not bothered by that. So why be so bothered by other male genitalia?

I had a few gay experiences as a teenager. I had fun, but I never dreamed of it, unlike with girls. Even a whiff of some girly sweat mixed with like the intoxicating smell of some girls hair could make me wank off to them for days. But never replayed the experiences with my male friend in my head when looking for sexual excitation.

But the gay experiences were more like “I wonder what a blowjob feels like”. Zero sexual innuendo or romance or lust or infatuation or anything.

Just two friends getting each other off for a novel experience.

Wasn’t really my thing. But I’m fairly confident I’m more confident I’m not gay than most guys, having explored that aspect and found it to really not be my thing.

Did the same with most drugs as well. Tried em all in my youth, but now I only use weed and alcohol.

I was gonna say I’ve no idea of my brand but ofc I do, it’s IKEA

Oh I just call that the spaghetti ladle.

Pretty sure mine doesn’t have a hole that measures spaghetti.

I just cut a hole in the corner and slide it out.

Or tear a big of the box lid off, but boxes aren’t as common anymore.

Always lagom. Enough for one meal and a bit left over for a snack later / next day.

wtf is a “spaghetti lifter”?

Slavoj Zizek Unknown Knowns and Psychoanalysis

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Schrödinger's_douchebag

Are you like learning things when people don’t find smacking bricks on cute things agreeable?

There’s like an indian family/company that’s been making some hiqh quality petrichor perfume for idk at least 100 years, probably several hundreds, if not a thousand or more idk.

I forget what it’s called you can probably look it up with perfume pertrichor india

edit it’s called “Mitti Attar”