The language isn’t the problem with COBOL, it’s the likelihood that you will be maintaining (not adding to, but maintaining) a software system that may not have any docs and the original implementers are dead. Next, there will be nobody to verify the business rules that are specified in the code. Finally after you make a mistake about a business rule, you will be thrown under the bus.

I would extend this as well to solicitors.

🎶Zack Morris is trash🎶

What’s a zipper merge?

Screams in Midwestern

There’s also Namco patent around auxiliary games played during loading screens, but it’s lapsed finally (https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2015/12/loading-screen-game-patent-finally-expires)