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2 days agoA perfect way to die
A perfect way to die
I saw an exhibit at a museum about wealth throughout history. Italian “chopines” were popular during the renaissance to show power and wealth. The higher the shoe, the more elite you were. Look at this goofy shit:
At least you don’t have to explain roaches to the cops.
My sources tell me that if you eat it you’ll double in size. Also you can smash turtles and other creatures with less fear of dying.
Coffee will help. Lots of it.