Lesbians. Hate that they aren’t into me, but damnit I get it.

Trolling is a art.

I’ve got underwear older than this cat meme

Pfft. You haven’t lived until you’ve made your own knockoff LSD out of untreated morning glory seeds, pure grain alcohol, and ether from a can of starter fluid.

Pussy.

(just playin’ with that last part; it just made me chuckle to be mean about hallucinogens making me retarded)