Couldn’t be, the Hands are too big.

How it started: Married a prophet and Savior of the Alpha Quadrant

How it’s going: Pulled a Yar and is banging an android

And the budget…a drawing by a kindergartener

Youve Beetlejuice’d him!!

It’s not just the hug, it’s the fact she’s wearing a very thin shirt and no bra…

Darmik and Jalad: A XXX Parody

Was he doing a sudoku at that time as well?

Twoop leaduh says we are not meeting owauh cwooootah

He has 2 daughters so he has at least twice!

But it reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from Loaded Weapon 1.

“Something just doesn’t add up sarge. My wife and I haven’t had sex in 2 years and I have a 6 month old daughter…”

Yo momma so fat, Q suggested altering the gravitational constant of the universe