oh my God it’s been almost 10 years hasn’t it? It feels like it was maybe 3 or 4 to me.

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

Brings to mind the barbecue speech

How many men ever went to a barbecue and would let one man take off the table what’s intended for 9/10ths of the people to eat. The only way you’ll ever be able to feed the balance of the people is to make that man come back and bring back some of that grub he ain’t got no business with.

“I’m livin’ the dream (and would like to wake up)” is a personal favorite of mine.