The anus may have evolved from a hole originally used to release sperm

But whose sperm are we talking about here?

Ok, that’s funny. I’d go on a date with you.

Her: So, you want anything to drink?

Wait are you hitting on them at their place of work, as a customer? Don’t fucking do that.

The worst she can say is “no”

But the thing is she’s not gonna say “no”, she would never say “no” because of the implication.

This is that meme where the shriveled up dude says “Stop giving me your toughest battles” and Jesus just replies with something like “you literally just have to put the shopping cart back when you’re done”

You’re thinking of bacillus cereus, which grows on cooked rice or pasta stored at room temperature.