Mysterious ways, I tells ya!
Mysterious ways, I tells ya!
Y’know… I’d have found all this “coconuts floated from Asia to the Caribbean” stuff pretty far fetched…
But not two years ago I was fishing, and a goddamn coconut floated right down and bumped me in the leg.
In the Monongahela River.
In Pittsburgh.
Just doesn’t feel right to carve up an Ottoman Empire for Thanksgiving.