Why? Why?
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Can’t Understand Normal Thinking
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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Sorry, I’m totally missing it, what am I supposed to read here?
1·1 day agoI try to sleep in, until the phone rings…
He was always trying to fix civilization in the first place.
I prefer fall, spring is pollen/allergy season…
One time, I had a dream where I was eating something (I totally forget what it was), and the smell and taste was like the most putrid mix of vomit and sewage.
When I woke up, even though I hadn’t actually eaten anything, that smell and taste sensation stuck with me all day. I had absolutely no appetite that day.
The very next day I was extra hungry, and the bacon, eggs and biscuit I had for breakfast tasted so damn good, it was almost as if I had never eaten an awesome meal before.
51·3 days agoSLPT: Frozen beer cans work better.
Why not just strip all the spaces out before checking against the filters? Then you could just check for unique strings like…
IamaproudPolishgirlfromToronto
0·11 days agoI’ve literally seen cotton paper money that’s older and still more durable than the dryrotted plastic slides at our city park.
Please don’t feed me a line of shit by trying to say plastic ‘doesn’t spoil’
As a native English speaker, I’m not entirely sure if ‘denature’ is or is not the best word, but I totally understand what you mean.
And honestly, off the top of my head, I can’t even think of a better word, so denature(d) works I guess.
Still, what’s wrong with bamboo leaves or other natural things? Why plastic now?
It’s so you get your daily dose of microplastics, obviously.
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This one does not look like Steve Harvey.
It looks familiar though, it’s on the tip of my tongue, I’ll put my finger on it soon…
LOL, check my other last comment after I figured it out…