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2 days agoLife, uh, finds a way.
Life, uh, finds a way.
I’m using one of those hand squeezer bidets and yes, it’s great. Ever wiped your ass until it was sore? That’s because some little shit pebbles refuse to get out. With a bidet you can shoot those motherfuckers directly out of your rectum.
Never tell them what you want. Only be passive aggressively pissed off when they don’t do it.