I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

I think it got worse in 2009 when the tea party started. But yes, we’ve always been stupid. But this is a whole new level.

reject mechanical, embrace wood.

I’ve never heard that one before. But now I’m going to use it.

I have 2 kids and I want them, but their mother kidnapped them and took them to another country, leading to tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees and mont of mental and emotional anguish. I might be able to see them again, hopefully.

I’m actually good at what I do, and everyone actually likes me and doesn’t think I’m just dead weight.

It’s serverless though, right? The messages aren’t stored in any of signal’s servers? Or am I mistaken?

It’s also open source, so it would be possible just to fork and use a “European” version of it. Also, since it’s open source, it’s free to use, so no money actually goes to on American company by using it.

Wait, what’s wrong with signal?