I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.
Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).
Shitty water colors younger cousin
Die Welt braucht mehr von dir 🤩
Duley noted. This may work better than my method of crying and begging for affection. So far, zero percent success rate
You may fascinate online audiences by showing them the same pic of cheese quote 9 billion times per week.
You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.
So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?
Lets test that: 🧀
Are you a woman now?
You’ve got it all wrong. Any woman with fascination might be a cheese.
And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.
This spell has mixed results with my fiance; she LOVES cheese but is horribly allergic to it. Not life-threatening, but painfully bad.
According to the book, there’s no need for them to eat it, you just have to give it to them, although I think they may have mixed up ‘fascinate’ and ‘confuse’.
Cheese is good
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
where are those candles winding up?
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”
As a woman I agree
Would you like a babybel?
I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river
I love what appears to be a citation.
Cheese nuts
