• LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee
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    Nope. 10 years experience at dicking around and collecting a paycheck. ChatGPT helps me dick around better.

    Sometimes the more nonsensical it looks the less likely someone will bother taking their time to actually code review it.

    My goal is keeping a job. Not getting work done. Then I just get more work to do.

    Edit: I don’t know why I expected people on this sub to actually be able to tell what a joke was.

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      The trick with humour is it has to not be as dry as my mother’s cunt.

      At least give us a “/s” so there’s no doubt bro.

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        You’re probably right. I should assume the autism level is above average here… My bad. But your mom’s cunt is pretty wet when she rubs it on my face. Not your best analogy.

        Edit: no /s to be clear. Your mom’s cunt is dripping. But it’s good that you don’t know that.

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      I just some a lot of Lemmy are neurodivergent and do in fact require /s.

      Which is actually halfway true, the other half being a more international crowd that aren’t on the same page as whatever perspective you’ve got. That said, I got the joke and second you on spending more time with my feet on my desk while the boss pays me for my 20 minutes of work.

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        Thanks. I was trying to match some dry humor with the frustrations the relationship with wage labor frustrations and my usual balance of alcohol. I’m glad it hit for someone.

        I actually appreciate all the downvotes and comments. I’ll take the “make people think”. Which is why I think my comment got so many replies. Enjoyable either way.