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minus-squareplankton@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoI think of this often https://github.com/dylanaraps
minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up92·2 days agoDon’t put the gun within reach of the printer, come on
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoI keep it in a voice activated safe plugged into the 110
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoThat printer is a 2000’s HP LaserJet
minus-squareMilk_Sheikh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoFROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS I will bulk purchase grey-market bootleg toner from shady overseas websites before I go back to a inkjet…
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoIf you’re lucky it might be cut with something cheaper like pure cocaine
minus-squareGumby@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agoIt’s fine, you only ever need to replace it like once a decade or so
I think of this often
https://github.com/dylanaraps
Don’t put the gun within reach of the printer, come on
Recipe for disaster
I keep it in a voice activated safe plugged into the 110
That printer is a 2000’s HP LaserJet
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
I will bulk purchase grey-market bootleg toner from shady overseas websites before I go back to a inkjet…
If you’re lucky it might be cut with something cheaper like pure cocaine
It’s fine, you only ever need to replace it like once a decade or so