If I die and find myself at the pearly gates soup counter, only to be told, “No soup for you! You come back one year five hundred years!” I’m going to be pissed that the Catholics were right the whole damn time.

bro how old is this pic i could have seen this in like 2018 lol

I thought the image was a slug like humanoid. Only to realize today it’s a cat. I kept seeing the cat ears as bulging eyes and the cat eyes as nostrils.

I promised them my bones to use after my death. The only surprise is that they are not crab