NigahigaYT@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoLoisGriffinNakedMasturbatingUncensored.exelemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down12
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minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 day agoCute girl: “Oh, Light, you’re so cute. Let me give you my number.” … “Oh shoot, do you have a piece of paper I can borrow?” Light: “Uh, yeah…” absentmindedly rips piece of the Death Note out “Uh, here you go…” Cute girl: scribbles number on page “and there you go, cutey” walks away Light: looks at paper “Oh… Oh no. ‘555-5555 TTYL, Light Yagami’? … Fuck.” L: *rips off cute girl disguise" “Heh.”
Cute girl: “Oh, Light, you’re so cute. Let me give you my number.” … “Oh shoot, do you have a piece of paper I can borrow?”
Light: “Uh, yeah…” absentmindedly rips piece of the Death Note out “Uh, here you go…”
Cute girl: scribbles number on page “and there you go, cutey” walks away
Light: looks at paper “Oh… Oh no. ‘555-5555 TTYL, Light Yagami’? … Fuck.”
L: *rips off cute girl disguise" “Heh.”