"I Love King Charles," the president said in a Truth Social post.
  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    3 hours ago

    Does he sit on the floor of the oval office getting high and sending out memos? “Man, wouldn’t it be cool if we were like, you know, part of this kingdom man…”

    " “I Love King Charles. Sounds good to me!” Trump wrote in response to the report." He sounds like he’s been invited on a date.

    • sudo@programming.devEnglish
      2·
      2 hours ago

      He’s giving positive replies to whatever dumb shit his followers post to him on mastadon. And the media is still trying to milk him for all the clicks possible. Covfefe shit all over again.

      There’s real shit to be worried about. Like the extra-judicial deportations, ie Mahmoud Kahlil.

  • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
    22·
    5 hours ago

    Hold on, let’s ask George Washington and see what he says, oh right, fuck you traitor.

    Benedict Arnold at least had an understandable (if stupid) reason to flip sides. Trump’s just an idiot.

  • woelkchen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    6 hours ago

    If Russian speaking parts of Ukraine should be ceded to Russia by Trump’s opinion, English speaking parts of the USA may just as well join England again.

  • regrub@lemmy.worldEnglish
    50·
    10 hours ago

    This is just another stupid Friday distraction to keep people from talking about other crimes being committed

    • Artyom@lemm.eeEnglish
      10·
      7 hours ago

      “If you don’t make news for the weekend, then the news agencies will, and we haven’t outlawed free press yet”

      - The Trump Party Platform

  • UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    62·
    10 hours ago

    We thought the Cold War never ended, but it was actually the Revolutionary War all along

    Britain rips off a Russian mask and gallops away laughing while sipping tea

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish
    15·
    8 hours ago

    What is even happening

    Am I the only one who things this is way more insane than 2016-2020? He did tell people to drink bleach but that is borderline stable.

  • Jakule17@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    7 hours ago

    The French are already asking for the statue of liberty back, so it’s only right if he does that

    • solrize@lemmy.worldEnglish
      22·
      10 hours ago

      Might be easiest to join a ready made monarchy in that case. All you have to do then is claw your way through the ranks til you reach the throne. No need to change the constitution. :)

        • otacon239@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          8 hours ago

          I just started watching Black Adder, so I’m glad I was able to get the joke. Great show for those who haven’t seen it btw.

          • solrize@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1·
            3 hours ago

            I got the black adder spoonerism but not the rest of the joke. Is it worth asking? I haven’t seen the show.

            • otacon239@lemmy.worldEnglish
              1·
              3 hours ago

              I don’t think it’s a specific reference, but Black Adder follows a series of fictional incompetent royal family members throughout history all played by Rowan Atkinson. Some of my new favorite work from him.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    27·
    10 hours ago

    Lmfao what?

    Actually, you know what, that’s a great idea orangeboi. Let’s go for it.

    To the Brits: considering this is basically us coming back to you hat in hand, I think it’d be quite reasonable to exact some sort of penance from us. Perhaps we could surrender our President to the King’s tender mercies? Hell, you can just take the whole Republican Party if you want to make some old-school object-examples of what the appropriate treatment of fascists is.