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This is more an example of reverse psychology, than it is of gaslighting. Also I hella wish you could do shit like this in a video game that wasn’t just human vs human. There’s no psychological warfare when your opponent has no psyche. 😮‍💨

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Fry them, scalloped, julienned too.

They’ll think you’re cool if you flip them the bird. 😎

I’ve never been middle class as an adult. I believe I am what’s known as is “dirt fucking poor.”

a finger on the monkey’s paw curls

Your wish is granted, and you immediately die from 8 years of accumulated dehydration happening all at once.

I thought that said fights at first and I started wondering where the adult vs children fights were happening.

Ahhh… You wanna da jussi pussi, eh? 😏

The only reason the GOP wants babies to be born instead of aborted is so they can fuck them.

Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

You can’t see it, but I am giving you an absolutely fierce Care-Bear Stare!

If not for this weekly meme, I wouldn’t even know it was Friday. I thought it was still Wednesday, my dudes!

Not anywhere close to as good as it is for the girl in the gif.

Only needed because those tacos are gonna be $80 if you order them through DoorDash.

At least games make sense, as the graphics get better. Though in some cases, the compression is also better. Like PS5 games are smaller on average than their PS4 versions, even though they have higher resolution textures in most cases, just because the PS5 has better compression/decompression tech.

Make sure to clean before and after use.

Now you need to try bottoming to see if you don’t like that. Maybe what you hate is being the top 🤷🏻‍♂️

Chronicle back brain