All the regulars will because fuck you. It not about the environment. It’s about them “cutting costs”

I am so fucking tempted right now. To the point of maybe next time I’m at a party supply store. To purchase one of them helium to go tanks and couple packs of balloons. I know I stand a slight chance of absolutely fucking up some ones day. But before that dread will kick in… I WILL be absolutely laughing my fucking head off with the guys to the point of needing to try to stop the funny because I’m gasping for air.

Ah Bluejays one of nature’s creatures where the random voice synthesizer just missed the mark, and quality control forgot to check because how can something so pretty sound so god damn atrocious.