I know apple products are mortal sin on this site, but I’m thankful I switched to iOS a decade ago. I loved my Android phones but I’ll never be assed to do CFW again, and since I don’t use my phone for much, I honestly appreciate the walled garden. Fuck apps. Messaging and basic browsing = phone. Anything else is for Big Screen.

Insanely, cocaine will unblock your nose instantly

Ugh I was the other person in both of your scenarios. I had a scintillating shiny rainbow pencil that this dickhead in my class took one day. I saw him writing with it and said “hey, that’s mine!” He protested and said it was his.

It literally had my name on it, embossed in gold lettering.

I called our teacher over, and by then he had scraped my name off by rubbing it against the desk. I told the teacher that my name USED to be there, but he had scraped it off.

She told me there’s no way to prove he didn’t bring it in, and let him keep it.

I had a big pack of them that was gifted to me, so it wasn’t REALLY that big of a deal. BUT THE PRINCIPLE OF IT ALL

Holy shit I get more stuff from the fediverse?!

PRAISE

The Cat Empire fell off the left, near the bottom

BigStackD LOVES THIS

Completely! I’ve heard about it from a few people and I want to go soooo badly.

I reeeeEEEEEALLY went to go.

I first learned of it from a video with one of my favourites, doseone.

It’s an incredible art exhibit. Extremely inventive and fun. I have never been but I know people in America who have, and zero of them have been underwhelmed or disappointed. It’s my number one desire if I ever find myself near there.

OmegaMart if you’re near Vegas lawl

Some bullshit = my dumb lazy ass ordering delivery for the third time this week, at least it’s food and not booze this time

You’ve got this, Foxy. If my talentless ass can do it, your amazing art… ass can too!

(Also it doesn’t stop when you’re married… you just have another person to fantasize with)

*blessing

“I’ll notify her next of… fruit cup.”

It’s like T R A P P I N I N J A P A N, but “sloppin from your hands”

It was broadcasted scrambled, legally. You could see the scrambled channel by just tuning in. To unscramble it, you paid some amount of money PER VIDEO, it was pretty ridiculous.

My mate growing up had a box that unscrambled it automatically for free, a “pirate box”. That was also an option.

Before peeps had access to internet and whatnot, you could tune into the scrambled porn channel and watch the scrambles for a while. Occasionally, it would unscramble enough to be able to see the sex stuff!

When I got my first cellphone, I had VERY few minutes I could call, and texts were very expensive.

I’m so thankful I have infinite data now hahaha