Rhynoplaz

Those are just assholes who happen to smoke

There’s some in every crowd.

That’s funny. That was the first thing that popped in my head. I don’t know how to pronounce any of your favorite Scandinavian bands’ names, but I think we’ll get along just fine.

Share fun pictures and interesting conversation topics!

This probably isn’t for me then. Dad lore IS my childhood.

Can you explain? I don’t know what that means.

Nice.

Love is one of those things that is ruined by logic.

It doesn’t make sense, and you don’t “decide” to love someone, love chooses you.

Don’t worry about it. Live your life. You may be perfectly content not having a romantic partner, or at some point you may get lonely enough to go out and meet more people, and find someone who fits you. Don’t force it, and don’t feel like you need to “have” someone just because other people expect it.

Good luck, and have fun!

Unleaded costs extra.

Nope. That’s a seagull, and a very dangerous mistake.

Fuck with the Albatross, and you’re cursed.

Has Melania been detained yet?