The problem isn’t that he is not self destructing fast enough… The problem is that he hurts lots of people first before it has any consequence for him.

Yes.

Didn’t know about Citron stuff. Time to remove it from my Steamdeck…

Lmao indeed.

Sounds like a transcoding issue which AFAIK can depend on the machine you try to play this with. Doesn’t really solve your problem other than next time get something that’s better at playing more video formats, which is a hilarious and silly problem to have these days.

Forget the balloons. I want that water treadmill unicycle!

If you restrict the crap out of the phones so there is not much interesting to do for kids, it will have similar effects. E.g. they complain about YouTube on their kids phones, block it. Complain about games, don’t let them install them.

Children’s smartwatches are a stripped-down version of a typical smartwatch, and they allow parents to restrict app downloads, usage and calls from an approved list of contacts.

All of that you can do with a phone too. I do admit thought the argument of not losing it as easily since its on your arm makes sense.

I can fix her

Nice incel meme you got there