It’s also arguably better without the caption at all
Removed everything but the most essential elements:
I never understood the need of the whole "nobody"caption
I think it was originally a shorthand to say “nobody asked for this to happen”, but now it’s a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users “THIS IS A MEME”
It’s like the misuse of the POV, which should have remained what it is, the bad kind of porn where you don’t see the guys hairy ass as he pounds away at the chick
honestly by now my brain filters it out. i had to go back to the original post to play spot the difference for a second
Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
kitchen camo?
It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.
It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
If you wash things that have been treated to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it
People wash waterproof jackets? Like in a washing machine?
Just air that shit out if you really need to…
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe
I imagine they’d feel like polyester
i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
I also cum blood sometimes
Nobody:
Nobody:
she cute
It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.
Me eating pho
Pho q.
Oh I feel seen.
I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.
Also coveted these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.
Decided I am not qualified for white pants.
My wife any time she eats anything.
My mom too. In fact I’m going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn’t get it.
I didn’t realize my wife was a bigamist
Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?
Nobody nothing?
Sounds like an album title
All of my quips are quotable
My wife
