I found out I had cancer for a long time and didn’t know it, it’s like a huge haze in my mind is being lifted that I had no idea I had the treatments suck but things are clearing up now
One of the saddest stories I ever read was the hard working, self employed carpenter who waited until he won the lottery to get a medical checkup.
He died of a preventable cancer because he couldn’t afford to get seen
Oof. Sounds like too many of the people I know in the US :(
Since this is a shitpost, was it butt cancer?
Leukemia and bone marrow with a list of other things but I do have a sore on my ass
Hey you should get HIV too so then if they have to nuke your bone marrow and then replace it with someone else’s you can get cured and and up in the news.
To late I don’t think they let hookers in hospital
She can sneak in dressed as a nurse.
Doubt I could even get it up
I think an erection is not necessarily needed for infection to occur, but it might help with the… logistics.
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No joke, get screened my dudes! Sorry about your ass sore OP
