Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet
Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?
Who doesn’t love the smell of raw onions on a first date?
I see you know my ex, but that doesn’t narrow it down much.
You shouldn’t be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.
Says who!?
I gotta say I’m just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.
Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don’t desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.
I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.
I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.
Me just sitting here liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.
Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.
I don’t think we’d stand a chance fighting someone who’s basically pure testosterone.
Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions
Onions ARE delicious… in every variant EXCEPT raw.
They got that one type of onion that’s sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you’re right i’ma cook
Try some thin sliced onion rings sprinkled with soy sauce. It’s really delicious.
Wrong
Your MOM’S wrong.
She is if she thinks raw onions are anything but delicious
Have you tried them sliced and salted? I love the crunch combined with the subtle sting. Only problem is your whole body stinks for the day^^
I mean, at that point you might as well just cook them🤷
I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.
Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.
I like em but they eat me alive on the inside
You’re the first person other than me I’ve heard has this problem. I have it with garlic, too. Either is fine when fully cooked, though. I don’t even have a sensitive stomach otherwise, I can eat chilis all day every day. Hbu?
Oh man, I used to get heartburn from onions, garlic, tomato, bananas, water. Everything. Now it’s mostly just raw onion and sour candy that gets me.
That sounds rough! Glad it’s better now. I’m perfectly fine with sour stuff too, except on a completely empty stomach. Not quite cooked garlic has made me throw up before though.
Jesus so many people completely missed your point
… anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven’t seen it on lemmy yet
Thank you, lol
Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?
Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it
I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?
The term is juxtaposition but I don’t know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet
Hmm…
"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant
All that testosterone won the Civil War
I wonder how many people the “suicide grip for bench press” advocate guy on /fit killed.
you’re in it right now
Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?
Ye best start believin’ in shitpostin’ communities, Ms Swan!
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Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water
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I figured so. That’s why I refuse to drink it without COVID.
It was called reddit juxtaposition or something like that. Not sure if there’s an equivalent here.
