welcome to old age. your knees will go next.
My back: Allow me to throw myself out.
My eyes: From now on, keep text at least one foot away from me.
Hasn’t happened to me because I listen to video game music and if my local grocer fucking started playing the Monster Hunter theme I would absolutely lose my shit.
(Once in Japan a small shop selling pottery was playing a song from FF5 and I bought a lovely cup out of principle).
A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it
I’ve heard enough of it when making a reimplementation of SMB2 in Lua (not even close to being in playable state). I don’t want to hear it anymore at all, lol.
I just want my grocery store to start playing JRPG OSTs. Buying vegetables while jaming to Chrono Trigger songs would be the best. Black Omen? More like best Omen.
Adds a certain level of tension to the shopping experience, plus we know stores use slow songs to slow people down and shop more.
FF5 is the best one too. Though mystic quest had the best music.
I’m not sure what the reaction is if Mystic Quests Battle 2 theme played at the super market. Lol
Always be looking for worse music. Never let them figure you out.
I can’t tell if death metal is mainstream or not yet, but branching into tech in 2007 is serving me well in keeping the normies freaked out.
When they start playing Master Boot Record in shops, I’ll just climb into an ice floe and punt myself to oblivion.
That’s actually sweet thank you
ITLL HAPPEN TO YOU
I have recently rewatched community and just find myself humming the music from there, that elevator kind of music
To be honest, it’s a banger.
Can’t fucking wait for the grocery store to play Sandstorm.
Had this realization at a brewery and bars two years ago. The music playing there is stuff I grew up with.
