My wife has narcolepsy, and she dreams a lot. Like a lot. She can tell me about her dreams for 20+ minutes. Every day. I don’t like hearing about anyone’s dreams for 2 minutes in a month. Plus it’s super exhausting for her to dream that much. So dreams can be bad times, too.

Being late to work is a mistakey tho

actually there’s this new thing they just came up with called ‘bad dreams’. it’s literally bad times, in dreams!

Clearly someone doesn’t get night terrors or sleep paralysis.

I try to sleep in, until the phone rings…