Yes, because real Vikings were very serious about respecting human rights.

Today, I noticed that a restaurant I manage had its OpenTable booking integration replaced with Google Assistant.

Replaced in what context? My understanding is that OpenTable still works just fine but Google is, on its end, no longer automatically referring its own users to OpenTable. I wouldn’t call that “hijacking” unless the restaurant had a prior agreement with Google.

No Available Reservations

That’s not the error message. Google says that you can’t get a reservation through Google Assistant not that there are no reservations available.

19, because I started going bald very early. I’m about 40 now.

A fireable offense.

Whole home water filters is what you want.

My well water had arsenic in it and I installed a filter only on the cold water line to the kitchen sink. I only drank that water and unfiltered water was fine for everything else. Something like that could be much cheaper for OP.

I have been unemployed for nine months. I think I’m gradually becoming a NEET shutin. A part of me wants that.

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It’s our problem-free philosophy

One time when I was in college, I was in chemistry class. It was a class I had a lot of trouble with but this time I was actually able to follow along with the professor and take good notes. Then I woke up, I was in chemistry class, but I had slept through half the lecture.

You know she’s not interested in you if she’s not even stuck in a washing machine.